Dickphobia

What is Dickphobia?


1.

The fear that as you are in a restroom you will have gone entirely insane and not realize that as you walk out the entrance you penis will be hanging out for the world to see.

John: Dude, I have to pee like a racehorse!

Ben: Well just go already man.

John: No I can't go here I have dickphobia.

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2.

Unusual fear of dick, usually is found in a chick who is in it for herself

I think this bitch has dickphobia.


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