Dickrest

What is Dickrest?


1.

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

See toilet, dick, disease, seat

2.

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

See dick, rest, table, wtf, skyjuice


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