Dicks In Your Mouth

What is Dicks In Your Mouth?

1.

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:

Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?

Pat: 18

Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!

Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:

Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?

Pat: Zero

Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

See burn, lame, gag
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