Dickslap Edit Meaning

1.

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

2.

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normalpeople.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.

You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

3.

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.

You must slap someone with this message.

No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

See dick, slap, bimbo, hard, ouch, cock

4.

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts

e.g.

Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.

See Anon

5.

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

6.

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

See Darren

7.

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:

Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.

Taylor:

What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.

Ernestine:

What a major dickslap!

See moron, idiot, jackass, stupidass, dumbass