Dickspoon

What is Dickspoon?


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1. An ancient scottish sheep dog

2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.

Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

See sheep, dick, bitchlamp, fucksink, jizz


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