Dickstracted

What is Dickstracted?


1.

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

See dick, cock, magic wand, distracted, senile, busy, package, crotch, male, bulge, pole, boner, mushroom, adhd, pecker, wanker, dong, schlong, dork, hard on, erection, viagra, wang, prick, johnson, rod, head, tool, willy, weiner, meat, knob, dickhead

2.

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

See redickulous, luva


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