Dickstraction

What is Dickstraction?


1.

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

See distraction, dick, cock

2.

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."

"But you just broke up with John yesterday."

"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

See rebound, distraction, heartache, break up, revenge

3.

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

See dick, distracted, annoyed, irritated, dissed


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