What is Dicktaphone?
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To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
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The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.
Although there are a lot of hot birds ..
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used when cheering up an upset/down/depressed person.
similar to the cheer up emo kid remark but can be used for anyone in general.
Jo..
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to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny
i.e. upto the hilt of a sword
here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt..
