What is Dicktaphone?
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To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
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The ohgish word for Diet Coke, or in some cases, any kind of diet soda.
If you finish that drink, fill it back up with Fuck Fuck Shit.
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