What is Dicktaphone?
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To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
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The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.
Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.
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A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.
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