What is Dicktaphone?
1.
To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
See
Random Words:
1.
Crystal Wolf also known as "white fang" is a term used to describe a drug that enters the brain and triggers a cascading relea..
1.
when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart
i ham and cheesed your mom last night..
1.
the most amazing people in the world. they are all extremely hott
you look like an italiaander todaay
See hott, sexy, cool..
