What is Dicktaphone?
1.
To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
See
Random Words:
1.
December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)
A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day whil..
1.
the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
Last..
