Dicktionary

What is Dicktionary?


1.

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.

2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)slangdefine is almost a complete dicktionary.

2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?

See Laura

2.

the alternate gender for chicktionary, so a chick's phone with lots of dudes numbers in it

When a chick needs a booty call, she cracks open her dicktionary.

See chicktionary, dictionary, chictionary, cell phone

3.

A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.

This fuckin' wack dicktionary.

4.

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.

Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!

See dick, dictionary, textbook, whipped, appendage

5.

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary

Jim: How did you Rank?

Fred: 15th!

Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

See women, sex, dick, pleasure

6.

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.

Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.

See asshole, jerk, dickhead, hater, snob

7.

A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMOChannels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.

Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!

Bobby says: ya man i know!

Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.

Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.

See typo, misspelling, grammar, dick, dictionary


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