What is Dick-to-mouth Resuscitation?


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A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"

Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."

Jordan: "Yup"

See dick, mouth, dtm


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