What is Dick-to-mouth Resuscitation?
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A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
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The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
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