Dicktoss Edit Meaning

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

1. When you take a dump, Run out of the bathroom (still with pants down) and shout 'I am lord of the dance' then, you are an Eggi..

1. A polite term used by IT professionals to denote when a problem exists due to user error. Also often referred to as a U.I.P. "The..