Dickweed Edit Meaning

1.

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

See dickhead, asswipe, shithead, fuckhead, dickwad

2.

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

3.

The point at which one has left the realm of dickhead. As it is, a step up from before mentioned, dickhead.

A step below the vile, dickhole, but close enough in comparison to merit the promotion soon after.

"You're a real.......dickweed."

"Hey, look at that........dickweed."

4.

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

See pussy, dick, cumquat, pussy willow, dick head

5.

A person who is beyond the word stupidity, he (it's usually used with males)would be a loner and would do anything to be your friend. Most of the time he is seriously pissing off and ends up getting his ass kicked. (he would hate being called dickweed... but smiles when you do). sometimes the name dickweed sticks to a certain person, until everyone starts calling them "dickweed".

N.B: DICKweed Has nothing to do with "dicks" or "weed" :)

"your such a fucking dickweed"

"hey dickweed, suck my dick"

See dick weed, dickweed

6.

An indigenous plant in the dumbfuck forest.

Dickweed!!!!!!

See dumbass, dumbfuck, dick head, dick

7.

the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.

person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.

See losers, dorks, in the way