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Cash, money, dough.
...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged m..
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A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..