Dictaphone

What is Dictaphone?


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Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.

Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?

Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !

Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!

See cellphone, dick, phone, thumping


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