What is Dictionary?
1.
What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
2.
A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...
1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
3.
Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit
Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary
4.
Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole".
-Demetri Martin
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5.
Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.
Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless
Woman:...WTF!?
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6.
A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.
Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight
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7.
An English language reference that was obviously not consulted by any of the previous writers, based on their multiple grammatical and spelling errors.
1.) "Your" used in place of you are (you're).
2.) Could OF-Should OF and Would OF !!!!! OF is not a verb. It provides NO action. The correct verb is HAVE. Please use it!!!! I could have read the dictionary.
3.) Stop already with the um!, ahh!, and "It's like"
Then work on "Ya know?" Hell no I don't know. Why do think I asked you (or axed ya).
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