Didcot

What is Didcot?


1.

Possibly planet earths crappiest town in the history of the world. Whoever believes Didcot is anything BUT a pile of penguin poo deserves to be thrown in the middle of a giant man-eating penguin mosh-pit and unable to manoever at all until he is crushed or eaten to DEATH!! However, Didcot will not be this for much longer on account of the fact that loads of decent shops are being built, which means I won't have to go to Oxford or Reading, just to buy a half-decent PAIR OF SOCKS! Didcot will be O.K and better than Abingdon, HA HA GUTTED YOU MISERABLE, HOMOSEXUAL ABINGDON..ISH SPACKOS!!!!!!!!!

Crap-faced loser from Abingdon: Oi, Didcot is so crap, I can't tell if it's a landfill site or a Furnace. Hurrraghpll!

Moi: SHUT IT Fool

Thomas the Penguin: *waddles along randomly*


86

Random Words:

1. Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a 'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealist..
1. a chubby round human who hubbles along on one foot and runs into parked cars and hides in the bushes and waits for lil boys to run by an..
1. ^^^ NO no no...its a dog raping monkey butt!! Bazil is a Unittiwa 2. A dog rapping monkey bum, somebody who is annoying and strange. ..