What is Diddy Kong?
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The well known sidekick from the donkey kong series. Although it seems he is small he can actually over power anyone at anytime. He runs the game and when hes angry, watch out, he'll throw his hat
Chuck Norris couldnt even look at diddy kong without crying.
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when you're having sex and you pull out put a banana in fill a straw wit chocolate milk and shoot it out. while the girl cant tel cuz she is dumb
i jus diddy kong'd that girl
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To penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. As well, a "fat" penis is neccessary.
I diddy kong-ed that bitch in the ass. Damn though, when I was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. Go dumb in your backpack!
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