Diddy Kong Racing

What is Diddy Kong Racing?


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A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

See n64, sex game, retro, orgasm


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