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When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.
Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody..
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When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.
Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French...
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A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.
Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.
Wally: Ea..
