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When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.
"My poor girlfried, she ..
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1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (l..
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when sitting on the toilet expecting to take an epic shit,you fart ridiculously loud and laugh hysterically
dude, i thought i had to dr..