Diet Edit Meaning

1.

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

See Claudia

2.

n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.

Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?

Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

3.

A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.

Diet coke, Diet Pepsi, etc.

See food, vegetarian, healthy, helpful

4.

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

5.

A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end

Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.

See eating disorder, purge, fat, overweight, obese, anorexia, bulemia

6.

food and/or drink regularly consumed by a person or animal.

or

a dumb thing people go on when in actuality they need to get off their asses and exercise! (stop sitting on the computer and looking up words such as diet or stop writing definitions about diets.)

Giraffes have tough tongues due to the giraffe's diet, which can include tree thorns.

See fat, giraffe, fuck, lazy, tongues

7.

the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow

Today:

I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!

Tomorrow:

uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)

See diet, food, white, frank iero, chips