What is Diet Dr. Pepper?
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1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.
3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.
4) Also known as DDP.
My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.
Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!
Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.
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