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UMBRELLA GIRL is a girl who met some guy in Hamilton, OH and after giving her a ride across town she forgot her umbrella in his van. Now..
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When it is so cold that your nuts recede into your ass.
I knew it was nutasscold when I couldn't find my testicles.
I knew it was..
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Agent for a male model.
I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.
Talk to his Zoolandlord.
See zoolander, model, good looking, b..