What is Diet Whoopass?
1.
sugar-free ass kicking
Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!
2.
A small, but spiteful taste of a
"If you don't get yo' ass to school, I'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass!"
3.
Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.
4.
a can of whoopass requiring less energy and only 3 calories per serving!
"hell, im tired, i only got DIET whoopass left"
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5.
A can of
Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.
