What is Dietzek?
1.
Those of you who know, this child is definitly not your average human being. She has the tendency to burst out into random accents such as "the african american hillbilly grandmother, the "inner city teacher" impression, the ghetto latinas that every town has-even if you live in a town like ridgefeild connecticut, and nobody can forget the "Hi I'm Jenny I will be doing your make-up today" voice, and of course my favorite 'the chicken'." EVERYONE who comes into contact with this child is aware of her undying horniness for the male gender. Although this child may be classified to many societies as a "freak", "weirdo" or a "square", deep down in side everyone has a undying love for her, although no one could and will ever explain why. Even though some of these qualities are hmmm, not her BEST ones, (and happen to portray her an a psycho) she is still a SICKKKK person and she's most awesome to get trashed with.
Right now, Danielle Amy Dietzek is really bored. This means that she is either face book stalking, or that she is using a sexual toy/device somewhere.
kim: hey dietz wanna hang out tonight?
dietzek: ohh.ehh..wellll...heh, i cant. sorta have hw to do..
kim: oh, so in other words that means picking your foot on your bed for an hour or two?
dietzek: um pretty much. yeah.
anyone: hey danielle how was your weekend?
dietzek: umm.. it was ok, i guess.
anyone: why just ok?
dietzek: well i lost somebody really special to me
anyone: oh wow im really sorry to hear that
dietzek: its ok i didnt know her for that long i guess...
anyone: well what happened? who was it?
dietzek: just Geena. my dildo :(
anyone: oh.
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2.
Those of you who know, this child is definitly not your average human being. She has the tendency to burst out into random accents such as "the african american hillbilly grandmother, the "inner city teacher" impression, the ghetto latinas that every town has-even if you live in a town like ridgefeild connecticut, and nobody can forget the "Hi I'm Jenny I will be doing your make-up today" voice, and of course my favorite 'the chicken'." EVERYONE who comes into contact with this child is aware of her undying horniness for the male gender. Although this child may be classified to many societies as a "freak", "weirdo" or a "square", deep down in side everyone has a undying love for her, although no one could and will ever explain why. Even though some of these qualities are hmmm, not her BEST ones, (and happen to portray her an a psycho) she is still a SICKKKK person and she's most awesome to get trashed with.
Right now, Danielle Amy Dietzek is really bored. This means that she is either face book stalking, or that she is using a sexual toy/device somewhere.
props to Mariah Ditkowich :)
kim: hey dietz wanna hang out tonight?
dietzek: ohh.ehh..wellll...heh, i cant. sorta have hw to do..
kim: oh, so in other words that means picking your foot on your bed for an hour or two?
dietzek: um pretty much. yeah.
anyone: hey danielle how was your weekend?
dietzek: umm.. it was ok, i guess.
anyone: why just ok?
dietzek: well i lost somebody really special to me
anyone: oh wow im really sorry to hear that
dietzek: its ok i didnt know her for that long i guess...
anyone: well what happened? who was it?
dietzek: just Geena. my dildo :-(
anyone: oh.
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