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When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked..
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The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.
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n. A Christmas Eveor Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and ..