Digestive

What is Digestive?


1.

A light flakey delicious Chinese cracker

Faye eats Digestive crackers after dinner.

See yo mama

2.

(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.

Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...

You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...

Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?

You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!


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