What is Digestive?
1.
A light flakey delicious Chinese cracker
Faye eats Digestive crackers after dinner.
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(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.
Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...
You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...
Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?
You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!
Random Words:
1.
A phrase used by non-believing friends.
Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"
porkchop sandwiche..
1.
A queer with style, usually girly style; a super fag
Joe S. is such a queermuffin.
See queer, fag, homo, gay
2.
a guy who sux donkey..