What is Digitiser?
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In the early 1700s, a man named Mr Biffo was born. His parentage is unknown, but his mother was rumoured to be the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary herself.
For hundreds of years, mr Biffo wandered the world, ridding the world of evil (it was rumoured that mr Biffo killed the last ever dragon by catapulting himself at it repeatedly).
Sometime in the 1990's during Mike Haggar's reign of Metro City, mr Biffo decided to join Channel 4 and write a little site for teletext about computer games.
Digitiser was born.
However, Digitiser wasn't just about 1's and 0's. It was infact an amalgam of all the humourous stories that Biffo had acculumated in his 300 year life, thrown into a pot, and boiled down into ultra comedic form.
This indeed, is the essence of digitiser. Pure funniness and computer games, and snakes. What more can you ask for.
With mr Biffo's untimely demise a few years back (due to asphyxiation during fellatio of mr T), digitiser too, died.
Its replacement, GameCentral has not even tried to emulate Digitiser's success and quality, instead, it mopes about sulking and being boring.
But Digitiser will always live on, for mr Biffo's resurrection is prophesized. You dragons better watch out.
ALLAH ACKBAR!!! May Allah shit donkey's upon Digitiser's grave!!!
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