Dignified Doormat

What is Dignified Doormat?

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Meatmares

1. A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cure..

Sparta'd

1. When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of ..

Carmellowed

1. To have one's penis swallowed by a man under 5ft tall. Yesterday at the bar, I met this midget dude and he totally Carmellowed me...

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