Dignified Doormat

What is Dignified Doormat?

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

2969

1. Theory that states that 29 and 69 are crazy, creepy, reoccuring numbers. You will see these numbers everywhere. It is not a coincidence..

Mormon Joint

1. The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed. Bob: Whoa, I go..

Bravociera

1. A semi-frequent term used on the Opie and Anthony show to explain a 'tall tale' from a listener. The listener's story can..

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