What is Dike Master Flex?
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1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.
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the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja
dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FAL..
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something we wont see in this life time
Clinton was the closest thing we will have to a black president for the next 1-2 centuries
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