What is Dike Master Flex?
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1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.
2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.
Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.
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Very attractive finnish goalie for the Atlanta Thrashers.
One of the best goalies in the NHL.
I see kari lehtonen out there.
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A bear named Shelly;
A nickname for your banging buddy and/or the love of your life.
Did you see Shellybear tackling that honeycomb?
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