Dike Master Flex

What is Dike Master Flex?


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1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

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