Dikometer

What is Dikometer?

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

See gaydar, lesbian, gay, homo, lezbo

Earjizz

1. The not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of Eargasm who originates the most jizzmatic city in the world which is London, which is th..

Monkey Bath

1. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!..

Heat Shield

1. A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of t..

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