What is Dilapidater?
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A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.
Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?
Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.
Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.
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