What is Dild?
1.
The quick way to say "Dildo". This is mainly because it's quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word dildo.
This can be used for insulting or general use.
"Dild isn't even a real word!"
"Yes it is Greg, don't be such a stupid dild."
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2.
The lazy way to say "Dildo".
Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild
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3.
A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming
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4.
1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.
2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.
3. Can be used as a random comment.
"Oh man, that sucks the dild."
"Go suck a dild."
"Dild."
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5.
1. To masturbate (literally and figuratively)
2. To waste time doing a pointless activity
1. When Milo's parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.
2. Why dild a perfect day away watching television?
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