What is Dildo?
1.
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo
no joke, its a town
2.
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
3.
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes
made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
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4.
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
5.
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
6.
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
7.
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there