What is Dildo Bong?
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1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.
2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.
3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.
"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."
Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"
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