What is Dildo Jockey?
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One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present.
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To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
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