What is Dildo Jockey?
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One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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Someone or something that is just too ugly to look at. Barely less hideous than fugly, but not by much.
OMG! That guy is uglier than a ..