Dildo Mattic 5000

What is Dildo Mattic 5000?

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

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Valka

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Redneck Princess

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Peesicle

1. Clean urine which is then frozen for future use passing a drug test. I gotta see my PO tomorrow. Remind me to thaw a peesicle. See pee..

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