Dildo Mattic 5000

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The Spider

1. A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is requir..

Infinite Manliness

1. infinitly man like, even manlier then a person who is ultimatley man like. Ben is a prime example of infinite manliness See manley, ma..

Brown Winger

1. Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals. "He brown winged me last night." "..

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