Dildo Mattic 5000

What is Dildo Mattic 5000?

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit

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Nergies

1. Pronouced like "nerd" = nurgh-ies. This is a term for little bits of food stuffs left on a plate after a meal. Also could be b..

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1. a squishy-face emoticon used when something is excessively cute and/or adorable. Person 1: I bought a new kitten today! Person 2: >..

Poop Shake

1. During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female. Wow greg, you sure ..

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