Dildo Mattic 5000

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Menetrate

1. Sexual intercourse involving two men, specifically, the act of putting one's penis into another man. A play on the word 'pene..

Penpal

1. (homo amicus stylens) A species of human made nearly extinct by the advent of electronic mail, penpals communicate via the ancient art ..

Mouthsturbate

1. To pleasure one's mouth by noisily smacking and popping one's gum. Often done in public. One should mouthsturbate in the priv..

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