What is Dildo Mechanic?
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A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
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Someone who has the ability to clear a bar/house/event of certain people, just by being present. The roodinator is usually congratulated..
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badass way of saying "shut up"
"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."
See shut up, stfu, detective..
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The cardboard sleeve provided by Starbucks to protect one's hands from the heat of the coffee.
Always wear a java jacket.
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