What is Dildo Mechanic?
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A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
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One who "sells" Ball Park Frank.
"Have you met the Hotdog Man and his friend Ball Park Frank?"
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Whenever you are having sex with a girl, you cup your hand and fart into it and then slap the girl in the face with your cupped hand.
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the ability to jack off with either hand
Person1: Hey I heard you broke you arm. Are you going to have any problems with, uhh, stuff?
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