Dildo Monkey

What is Dildo Monkey?

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.

2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.

3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

See foot, sheep, oranges, milk man

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