What is Dildo Pouch?
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N. Derogative, Slang
A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
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If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.
Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.
Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!
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