Dildo Pouch

What is Dildo Pouch?

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.

A cock pocket for dildos.

If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.

Kevin: Hey Taylor!

Taylor: What?

Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

See cum pouch, cock pouch, cunt, wanker, dick, asshole, asshat, fuckface, bitch

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