Dildo Punch

What is Dildo Punch?


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to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.

"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."

"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"

See dildo, punch, pain, smack, donkey punch


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