Dildo Repairman

What is Dildo Repairman?


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an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts

Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons

Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys

Scenario Four

Ring Ring

Person One Hello

Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.

Person One. Huh

See dildo, repair, man, vibrator


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