Dildo Smuggler Edit Meaning

1. When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard. I was eating Jessica's ass and cam..

1. Getting really drunk at a party, throwing up all over someone, and then making out with them covered in puke, like when a mother bird fe..

1. A person who is soo ugly that your lips just can't say butters, you just have to say errrs to overcome the situation or person. Pe..