Dildo Sweat

What is Dildo Sweat?

The vaginal secretions covering the outside of a Dildo once properly administered.

Scott: My mom's dildo is all wet and slimy. I think my dog's been chewing on it.

Dan: Ew no scott, that's your moms dildo sweat.

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