Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Ziff Davis

1. Epic Fail for shutting down File Front. You're like Ziff Davis because of how much you fail. See fail, phail, ziff, davis, epic..

Gigonomics

1. Refers to an economy where no one has a "real" job. Everyone has "gigs", i.e. short-term contracts for doing things ..

Ymsllab

1. my balls... spelt backwards while receiving the marvelous, she slightly juggled ymsllab. See balls, gettin, sum, head, marvelous..

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