Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Hot Airballoon

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Urban Cyberer

1. a person who goes on the urban dictionary chat room lookin to cyber sex usually a fat loser with no social life theres so many urban cy..

Chacondra

1. A word used by someone with poor English skills for any item that tangles itself around you such as an anaconda might. "Trying t..

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