Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Monkey Sugar

1. Monkey sugar is a (rather funny) way of saying that something is good, or all right. The pictures on rotten aren't monkey sugar. H..

Three Lines

1. A drag from a cigarette. Usually used in soliciting a drag. On Canadian smokes at least there are fine lines on the paper used to make ..

Ballsqueak

1. when a guy speaks and his voice suddenly squeaks did u kno keyman had a ballsqueak during PE on wednesday? he was callin for the ball..

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