Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Grannie

1. n. an old human female that tends to get ran-over by steam-rollers or eaten by wolves like small childrendo. sumbuddy: i plays lil red ..

Healthabetes

1. like diabetes...but you know..the healthy kind guy 1: yo i just ate a lot of fruit guy 2: didn't you know fruits have a lot of su..

Jam-ramming

1. The act of making love to a lady that is on the rag. In other words, the male penis is in use in lue of the tampon or a female's s..

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