Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Stinky Dingle

1. Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry. A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed... ..

Z-gasm

1. A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures. ..

Lolas

1. spanish for boobs, rack, breasts. "Pechugas" might be used as well. Spanish: Pana! mira qué lolas tiene! English: Dude! che..

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