Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Incisorcize

1. 1.The act of performing a circumcision with ones teeth. 2.Basically biting off someones foreskin. Holy shit! Jeffery Dahmer just incis..

The Spaghetti Man

1. A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it. "The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"..

Fahmutiae

1. the feeling you get when you really have to poop I am so deep in fahmutiae, its painful. I shouldn't have had those beans. damm th..

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