Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Paraposer

1. 1. A person who pretends to be a hcx fan of the band Paramore only after hearing "Misery Business" or "Decode" on th..

Zacchary

1. If youre name is spelled like this, it's because you are completely badass, or your parents didnt know how to spell correctly. So y..

Txtplain

1. When a person cannot capture the immensity or complexity of a situation in a text message. Anelsy: Are you ok?! Are the police there ye..

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