Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Stonned

1. 1. Little-known Humboldt County (CA) variant of the term "stoned". Phonetically pronounced "stawned", this term was ..

Autogasm

1. An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile. Car: *vroooooooooooooom* Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ah..

Slamblasterfucked

1. extremely intoxicated, usually to the point of incoherence or strange behavior derived from its ancestor slamblastered I drank three 4..

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