Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Goldblatt

1. a poor helpless son of a bitch who has gay sex every night and is forced to wear leather and tassels. also known for extreme idiocy jes..

Ginormic

1. To be a mix between ginormus and gargantic. person 1: Man that chick is ginormic! person 2: Yeah, Amercians's are usually ginormi..

Genuwine

1. the use of one's extrasensory perceptables to gain the respect of one's surroundings while maintaining a positive mentality al..

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