Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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The Kroeger

1. When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself. Most partakers are from Alberta. *Once after a..

Kharchy

1. (pronounced kay-ark-e) The extreme chaos or anarchy There was kharchy at president Bush's reelection celebration...

Cum Digger

1. when someone is giving you a blowjob and after ejaculating in there mouth and they swallow it they use there toung to squeeze out the re..

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