Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

D.i.d.

1. Damsel In Distress or Dude In Distress I was playing kingdom hearts and I think Kairi is such a D.I.D. See damsel, dude, in, kairi..

Unzueta

1. A bad ass mother fucker What an Unzueta! See scrapper, cool guy, pot head, ass kicker..

Arserod

1. 1. A person who is a complete arse, tool, jackass, dick, etc. 2. A dil intended for use on an arse. "Damn Bob, that's a hu..

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