Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Queano

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Ride Bike

1. v. + n. Phrase used by kids who ride their bikes EVERYWHERE (mostly boys.) Instead of saying "oh i was riding my bike over there..

Dirty Pretty

1. Dirty pretty is a form of poetry which utilizes punctuation as a way of emphasizing words. Contrary to what many believe, it is NOT just..

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