Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Have A Night

1. kinda like when you say "have a good night" online but without the "good," which implies that you don't care. ..

Yfos

1. You'r full of shit. Use to scold a person who bluff and talk about something that is untrue. A: I just hv sex with your bitch. D..

Quippie

1. someone who is a queer hippie That heady girl over there is a quippie. See queer, gay, hippie, hippy, lesbian 1. someone who is a qu..

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