Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Yeah Boyy

1. A term used by Ed from "Shaun of the Dead" when agreeing to something. (After telling Ed his master plan) "Hows that fo..

Geekhole

1. The Ear Canal that is used in the 1 armed arm chair sex postion. Dude i fucked her in the geekhole. See geek, hole, geekhole, ear sex,..

J-90

1. An "anytime a day" boner. Darren Pentoney would stick his j-90 in anything with a hole. See boner, erection, stiffy, hard-on..

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