Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Fuica

1. Weed, chronic, pot, fire, etc "Damn! we rolled up a blunt of that fuica and I got high as balls!"..

Ziploc Rodeo

1. When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..

Vffmf

1. Acronym for: "Very Fucking Funny MotherFucker". What one says to one's rival after said rival has successfully poked ..

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