Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Ventrification

1. The purification of vent gases. Most often associated with odor removal in plumbing vent stacks or "stink pipes" by vent pipe..

Zeeks

1. Something that is beyond the average "cool" or "awesome". - "Ezekiel, I just won $250 Million Dollars!!!"..

Mayniac

1. Someone who is a fan of guitarist from the rock band Queen, Brian May "I've followed Brian since Queen started out...that mus..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dildo Watch Edit Meaning