Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jesus Hitler Christ

1. an exclamation of shock or disgust "Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!" " that was my last fucking beer, Jesus ..

Ass-rapingly

1. Used to describe something so shitty, that you would rather be raped in the ass than go through it again. I would never get married aga..

Infectify

1. the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn&a..

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