Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Porkin

1. To Rail a girl hard and long. i was porkin the brains outa that skank 2. a puerto rican. someone who is in america but still waves a..

Lalavava

1. Some cool guy who owns zert0, plays runescape. Lalavava is awsome and he plays runescape...

Varnish Remover

1. raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover) That varnish remover was nasty. See lightning,..

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