Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Zhoozh

1. First defined on the TV show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," to "zhoozh" means to push up with flair. "After..

Tanuki

1. The Japanese name for the raccoon-dog, Nyctereuctes procyonoides. In folklore the animal is credited with supernatural powers, including..

Grow Tits

1. a way to tell some one they are useless and should fuck off. hey billy, grow tits and fuck right off...

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