Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Fake Mustache

1. What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair. "Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Mi..

Hotep

1. means peace or hello, taken from the name of the great father of medicine Imhotep! Hotep, how would you like to go for a walk today? S..

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Example of one spin on a roulette wheel. John Bet $30 on black, and $20 on 36. Brandon bet $50 on 2nd twelve. Steve bet 100$ on red. Bal..

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