Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Joug

1. To stab, specifically the jugular vein in the neck meat. (verb)joug, jougged, or jougging Zack jougged Mitchell in his neck meat! See..

Unicorns

1. The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus". Later, they evolved into two species: 1. the white unicorn..

Yapoo

1. The shitty service that Yahoo provides. Yahoo needs to change its name to yapoo. See shit, shitty, yahoo, clean..

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