Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Zwinke

1. a dude with a very tiny penis Dude that guy must have had a zwinke because it took him like 3 minuets to piss See piss, zwinke, tiny, ..

Vodoo Dick

1. A BIG dildo that makes tight pussy loose; used to fuck fat pussy Megan had a vast array of vodoo dicks scattered all over her bedroom f..

Populi

1. The singular form of population or one person of a whole population I am a populi in the sea of humanity See person, individual, citiz..

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