Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jollywolly

1. A happy penis or when you get what you want you can say your penis is a jollywolly Hey Jordan Steel had a jollywolly after having it up..

Grundel Marathon

1. Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp th..

Japscat

1. when a japaneese person eats poop for fun... uhh im japaneese and i eat shit for fun? See Teresa..

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