Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Jabber Jonkey

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Jaddle

1. The act of slapping ones ass vigorously to dislodge a raucous fart. Craig jaddled urgently to relieve the pressure on his sphincter. S..

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1. An adjective/interjection used to describe the absolute amazing-ness of a barbecue. Joe: ZOMGWTFBBQWINGSPWNAGE that B-bq was off the ho..

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