Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Scarfing It Down

1. Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists. Arie..

Holiday Gay

1. Often abbreviated Holigays, a holiday gay is one of those old lonely gay men who have no family or lives and end up spending their stat ..

Fruitjoy

1. A homosexual or someone acting in a homosexual way. "Hey, what are those fruitjoys doing with their noses?" See fruit, homos..

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