Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Randy 'the Ram' Robinson

1. A character portrayed by Mickey Rourke in the terrific movie, The Wrestler. A burnout who lives for the fast times and glory of life at ..

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1. butt head made up by laura on Allure Addiction. You stupid (:3, I'm gonna fuck you up so bad. See butt, head, ass, vagina, boat,..

20 Footer

1. When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not. Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot. ..

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