Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Soldier Up

1. 1.A term that, in times where a physical confrontation is imminent, is used to signal ones crew, homies, gang, friends, etc. that it is ..

The Noodle

1. A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle. After passing his numb..

Love The Fuck Out Of

1. To love the fuck out of something it is to love something so much you would like to perform sexual favors on it despite it usually being..

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