Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Zachlockhart

1. Zachlockhart: 1: A person, preferably male, who continuously tells excessively detailed stories that give far to much information. The..

Lumble

1. to laugh at your own joke whilst you're still attempting to tell it, resulting in a mumbly laugh (or lumble) escaping your lips. t..

Lbp's

1. little black pumps I'm wearing my lbd and lbp's to the party tonight. See shoes, pumps, heels, black, little..

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