Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Gladis

1. a horny girl who likes salad tossing originally from cali, area unknown "Have you ever had your salad tossed"? Person:NO ..

Zoknerfork

1. A word you use when you want to be as random as the great Kirbybot2000! Hey how ya doin, zoknerfork!? See Kirbybot2000..

0-ram

1. 0-RAM: Interjection similar to many others, can be used in a variety of ways. Verb: You got 0-RAMmed. Noun: 0-RAM!!! See Spork..

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