Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Rose On Nose

1. placing a large erect elephant cock on the stomach of a male or female with blonde hair. wow. abby put a major rose on nose See rose, ..

Jiffy Cloth

1. The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good so..

Zayde

1. means Grandpa in Yiddish. "Hey Zayde, howya doin'?" "I missed you so much, Zayde!" "Zayde, it's go..

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