Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Clam Up

1. To suddenly keep unusually quiet, often in regards to the divulging of information. Carol clammed up about the incident at the bakery, ..

Question Talk

1. When someone says the end of words as if finishing saying a question by making it higher pitched. Question talker: Yeah, i like went to..

Yzr

1. abbreviation for yes sir. hell yes, fuck yeah, you know it, without a doubt Yo Steph, you gonna bone tonight? Yzr. See yessir, yezzi..

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