Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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O'clock

1. a) The hour on a 12 hour clock. b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'C..

Caeli

1. A beautiful women who has an amazing body built for sex. She is such a Caeli. See beauty, sexy, hott, hawt, hot..

Lapp

1. Los Angelos area police LA popo the lapp gat you 2. A now-considered derogatory term for the Sami, a bunch of weird Eskimo-wannabes ..

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