Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Kung Grattis

1. Kung grattis is a swedish intentional mistranslation of 'congratulations' (accurately translated to 'gratulerar' or ..

554

1. the number used on several different screen name that has no real meaning void554, lodie554, mattzilla554..

Undervated

1. When someone gets in the elevator with you and presses the button for a floor beneath the one you already chose, making your ride longer..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dildo Watch Edit Meaning