Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Frodorah

1. (n) Easily the cutest creature alive, whose striking beauty and unmatchable intellect compensate for its severe vertical shortcomings. ..

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers

1. An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia. "I just got the new McFly album" "Holy Fudging Mack..

Knuckledust

1. When someone accidentally brushes your genitals with their hand. When Brian accidentally knuckledusted him, Ben didn't mind, as he..

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