Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Umbrellasite

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Manage The Unit

1. Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc. Damn, that chick is ..

Ole Fashioned

1. Past present, remebering the good old days, Somed thing you deserve once and awhile. How about a good ole fashioned cup of shut the..

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