Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Ungina

1. A female that is so masculine that her lady parts have become dormant and useless. Non-Vagina. 'If you don't get out of those..

Night-cap

1. The second game of a double header in baseball. Mario Impemba and Rod Allen did a stellar job of calling the Tigers 5-3 win over the Ya..

Lemon Buzz

1. An alcohic beverage containing rubinoff, crystal light and ginger ale. Ginger ale can be substituted for sprite if you wish. You add the..

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