Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Notsafarian

1. usually a white kid that likes to wear hemp, burn incense, listens to reggae and tries too hard to be a Rastafarian. They usually talk a..

Feenie

1. Like a Keli, but smarter and more sarcastic. Not to be confused with Feeny or Feen. "My wife's a Feenie. She's going to ..

Gymph

1. a mentally retarded homosexual that guys a fucking gymph. See homo, gay, stupid, retard, ass..

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