Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Bustin'

1. Doing all sorts of crazy things in an insane, but professional manner. Almost always involving physical activities, normally held Outdoo..

Daiso

1. a japanese store with cheap ass stuff oh heeyyy i went to daiso and got a pillow, slippers, a nail cutter, and a house for my dog. all ..

Zoctar

1. The sexiest person in the history of people. but there can only be one zoctar. and that place is being fufilled with awesomeness. until ..

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