Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zevenship

1. A special state of friendship, similar to BFFFs, in which two parties know all details about eachother. "Hey, how did you know Dev..

Under Rated

1. you're the shit, you're down as hell, and everything about you is great BUT people don't think too much of you because th..

Retireded

1. The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness. Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events..

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