Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zorba'd

1. To eat at a restaurant that is bad and can afford to be so, since it is in a touristy area of town and tourists will wander into it with..

Quasi-date

1. A date that looks like a date, but isn't really a date. "I went on a quasi-date with Amanda last night." "oh ya wh..

Like A Murph

1. What you say when you've run out of idea's to make something sound the way the other person wants it to ; the never ending sim..

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