Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

1. a smiley similar to :3 that is meant to be cute and is used by very awesome people. it can mean yes and can express mischieviousness, ha..

W.a.w.p

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Em Erdman

1. A hot gurl who has lots of energy and is about five foot nothing. There is more to say, but this is a frickin' dictionary. Em Erdm..

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