Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Save The Drama For Yo Mama

1. It's telling someone to stop yappin', stop complaining about what's wrong with this, what's wrong with that, and why..

Queave

1. That funny fartingsound that happens when humpingaway on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequenc..

Swamp Hag

1. A person (typically female) who is of abnormal physical unattractiveness. Woah man, check out that swamp hag in the first row!..

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