Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Victim Complex

1. A person from the United States or Scotland who is of distant Irish ancestry, yet declares themselves to be 100% Irish and adopts a huge..

Ninjorgy

1. The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja..

Emofuck

1. The act of extreme drunken shoulder crying. Emofucking is NOT sex. The participants are usually either dating or just quite fond of each..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dildo Watch Edit Meaning