Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jeric

1. the nickname given to any men who are appealing to all women, everywhere. Man, I wish chicks like me as much as they like jeric. See p..

Get-around

1. n. A person, usually a woman, who engages in promiscuoussex, meaning that they often change sex partners. Lauren: "I heard that M..

Humjob

1. 1. A blowjob given while humming. See cakes 2. See hummer..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dildo Watch Edit Meaning