Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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W00tg0053

1. a. A variant of w00tm0053. b. A label for someone that has no meaning. See nickname. c. Coined December 31, 2003 at 3 am. "Hey w..

Inesh Patel

1. A strange mythical creature found in Pokemon: Brown Version. This creature is known to show feelings of homosexuality, butt-fucking, and..

Happy Stool

1. A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl "Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"..

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