Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Noses

1. Origin of "noses," is most likely from the card game in which players attempt to grab spoons before their opponents and place ..

Zombie Walk

1. Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while perf..

Anston

1. 1)A reference to call someone a slob. 2)China migrant workers.They are known for their fetish for socks and shoelaces. 1)That guy is a..

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