Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Putnick

1. (Poot-nik)-noun,-verb. An overweight organism, of the feline species, submerged in a vat of tar and/or gasoline jelly then lit on fire a..

Tropoloposaurus

1. A faggy ass dinosaur Barney is a tropoloposaurus. See gay, barney, dinosaur, tall, blue 2. A faggy ass dinosaur that no one likes. ..

Deuce An-a Quarter

1. A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!! -..

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