Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jack Sandwich

1. A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip. We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up. See jack, s..

Unleash Chiang

1. Letting a friend start a fight that the friend cannot possibly win, usually because you find the friend annoying. Dude, I heard Stevie ..

Man Taco

1. when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruitbehind him) and then putting his legs together to si..

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