Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Turtle Effect

1. turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside. I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samanth..

Zurtledurk

1. are evil horrid monsters, live in the mud, fly at night, eat the worms, make a terrible noise. They are the evil characters in a fairy s..

Defuckified

1. To De-fuckify is to get any and all nastyness off from something that you want to be clean. I defuckified my greasy mud-butt ass by wip..

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