Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Quill

1. A quill is a writing utensil from the 17th century. Thomas Jefferson wrote the DOI with a feather quill. See quill, feather, ink, writ..

Uhah

1. a boy says this wen something funny happens *a boy falls into a pile of shit* other boy: uhah! ure a kippa!!!..

Modulo

1. An extenuating circumstance that may affect one's direct plans. I want to go to the movies tonight... modulo that work I may or ma..

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