Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Mooseburger

1. Slang for cunnilingus. I was watching the lesbians eating mooseburger. See politics, lesbian, euphemism, lipstick, pig..

Getting Flamed

1. Getting flamed is when someone in your party or a pug is trying to embaress or demean you. When the class clown or asshole trys to emba..

Zomromcom

1. A zombie romantic comedy. "What was the movie about? I heard it's funny, romantic, and has lots and lots of zombies." &..

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