Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Sad Nauseum

1. When the media (mainly television) will report non-stop about "sad" events such as Darfur, AIDS, people dying of the Swine Flu..

Alleviate

1. To lessen, diminish, palliate, extenuate, mitigate. The alleviating circumstances were great to be avoided...

Infinity Plus Two

1. Bigger than infinity plus one. I win infinity plus one times! I win infiniy plus two. NOOOOOO! See anonymous..

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