Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Faceping

1. When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, a..

W33tabix

1. geekall around, needs some help Stop eatting that fucking w33tabix..

Extand

1. To straighten out your back and shoulders when sitting or standing. Sir: "Dickface, you're slouching again! EXTAND!" Di..

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