Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Koala Job

1. Sex position in which the man is on all 4's and the female hangs from him like a koala and performs oral sex. "I got a koala ..

Knuckle Pudding

1. Excessive ejaculant located on the extreme appendages, usually generated by masterbation "Mike got a good stroke on, but left alot..

Dohicky

1. an object with an unknown name, or whose name could not be thought of at the moment it was needed. see also thingymabob, thingymajig h..

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