Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Paul Pierce Syndrome

1. When a man(usually black) who grew up in the hood, makes it big and makes enough money to move out the hood. But instead of dating chick..

Peckersock

1. A sock used to cum in during male masturbation. To make clean up a snap, Tidd grabbed a dirty peckersock from the floor and blew his lo..

Irritaining

1. Something that can be annoying, yet funny at the same time. "irritating" + "entertaining" Mr. Fons and his class i..

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