Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Dewy Lung

1. when some one inhales semen into their lungs and acquires pneumonia. carl: Hey Emily how was your date? Emily: It was fine until i was..

The River

1. The Delaware River Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware Riv..

Uhh And Ahh

1. The "point of no return" when a guy knows he's about to cum. I didn't have such a good lay last night. It took..

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