Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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America's Team

1. The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films Is America's team going..

Queef Herder

1. A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on. His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder. See queef, burp, fa..

Velvet Pillow

1. Another way of referring to a female's pussy. Not as common but gets the point across. At times, my girlfriend likes to slide my h..

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