Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Orc-fucker

1. someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don..

Kookmeyer

1. Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a ..

T;dr

1. Similar to tl;dr, but meaning Troll; Don't Reply. Who posts a rant about gays in a computer game forum? t;dr. See troll, forum, a..

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