Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zibes

1. Zibes (z-eye-bz) noun or verb. A one word description when greeting friends. (2) Another word for goodbye. friend 1 - Zibes! frie..

Voelker

1. terrible at life, and generally, hockey. why is he on the team, hes such a voelker. See hockey, monkey, qwerty..

Shi'ite Muslim

1. 1) a follower of a section of Islam. 2) something which is said when you are halfway through saying "shit", similar to "..

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