Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Yaking Off

1. whacking your wang bone while kayaking the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak D..

Eyegrain

1. An Ophthalmic Migraine. An Ophthalmic Migraine occurs when zig-zag lines or "heat waves" show up near the center of one's..

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