Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Skonch

1. Combination of the words bonchand skank. Basically a skanky bonch that would take in the pink or the stink....she doesn't care so ..

Down And Swing

1. How to down and swing: Stand on the edge of a body of water holding a rope swing. Down a full beer and then throw the empty beer down a..

Of Vourse

1. just like of course only with a v. usually used by people who cant type correctly. Mr.IM: you are so cool tH3c0013zt1m: of vourse tH..

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