Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Tender Tugger

1. Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock Joe: "how was your date with Andy?" B..

E-hung Up

1. When someone deliberately signs off or blocks you on an IM in the middle of a chat. "She called me a bitch, said I was 'teh s..

Sleazy G

1. sleazy g is a closet human, he desperately wants to get into girls, he slides around the common room fuelled by the bad sperm that pours..

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