Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Thirstasigh

1. a big sigh u give after a large and quienchfull drink Joebob walk through the desert for miles and miles, then out of no where he found..

Zoonotalaire

1. The act of palming ones scrodum and proceeding to slap another indvidual across the face. Bitch suck my dick otheriwse im gonna hit u w..

Zoo Ass

1. zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today..

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