Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Replicant

1. 1. A genetically engineered creature composed entirely of organic substance designed to look and act human. 2. An android. Replicants..

Xylobone

1. The area of the sternum and ribs that is clearly visible when a woman, usually a Hollywood celebrity loses too much weight. Did you see..

Newfie Steak

1. Simply put: it's fried bologna. Just get a slice of bologna, fry it up in a pan. You've got yourself some Newfie steak. It&ap..

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