Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

K9 Rim Job

1. The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute. After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cle..

Shanie

1. a best pseudo straight big brother a girl could have, will spend hours being dragged around the city to look at dresses and boots. will..

Eating Beef Sandwiches

1. The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks. I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo...

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