Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Vampirates

1. Punk rock band from Ashland, Oregon and Reno, Nevada. "Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of..

Boredable

1. adj: describes someone who you would only hang out/hook up with when you're bored. girl: "So that guy over there wants to han..

Nig-lit

1. a small wannabenigga, a nigga that doesn't size up to anybody, a nigga weighing 145 or less. miniature nigga man look at this lil ..

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