Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Dorkers

1. The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pa..

Dirty Smiley

1. After fucking some random chick in the ass you take the used condom and place it in you buddies mouth. Pour the seman in his mouth then..

E-venge

1. To enact revenge upon an individual through the medium known as the internet. "Remember when douchebag-John stole that hot chick a..

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