Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Bob Pickles

1. 1.(verb)The act of inserting an overly large dill pickle into your mouth and moving it in and out as to show a crowd of people that you ..

Iceburgs

1. When you jerk off in the tub, the floaty sperm is called "iceburgs". Dood, I jerked in the tub last night and made about 30 i..

Yamikan

1. a religion that requires you to jam yamamkas up ur butt my friend practices the religion of yamikan See butt, religion, jam..

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