Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Johnson Smack

1. When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts. Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!..

Twinchester

1. Having went home with twins after a night of heavy drinking at a classic English pub Bill-"How'd you do last night?" Ch..

Lnol

1. Acronym for "Laughing not out loud" When you think you laugh, but you're NOT laughing in reality. Eric: hahahaha Bran:..

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