Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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1. Dual synonym/acronym for queer white effeminate fag. Seen first on smarmy youtube comment: D6SXpF0jC6Y Aye, what a qwef. Me thinks he&a..

Blanco Backup

1. When one (usually a guy) doesn't masturbate for a while and the next time he does, when he ejaculates he cums a lot more then he no..

Menudo Handshake

1. Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membr..

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