Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

Velocitized

1. Accustomed to a rate of speed. "I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was s..

Swhite

1. I word similar to sw00t or w00t however it applies when something is either redneck or something specifically describing white culture. ..

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Dildo Watch Edit Meaning