Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Etrain

1. Known for the ability to pwn noobs in video games. A male typically engineer who besides video games has the secret desire for a threeso..

Varve

1. 'to varve' 1, v. to repeat a thoroughly un-funny joke ad nauseam - to the point that it becomes funny, due to the repetition a..

1812 Overture

1. Refers to Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's "Overture to 1812 in E Flat Major" Op. 49. It is a very famous piece and sometimes s..

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