Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Neoscene

1. a style that is greater than scene and is more original; someone who wears what they like without looking like all the other "sceni..

Asstastrophe

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Littlebitchocity

1. Noun - The act of being littlebitched. The level of littlebitchocity was indeed high. See bullied, pimped, owned, ownage..

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