Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Quick Like Bunny

1. Very or somewhat fast. Pretending to be very fast to get a friend to do something for you. Hey, can you drive me to the mall? I have ..

Ed Gobbler

1. A sex act involving a man, a horse, and a jar of Jiff Peanut Butter. First the man takes the jar of Jiff Peanut Butter and places it in ..

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