Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Ezra

1. Man with a 10 inch penis and massive hands A guy with huge hands is an ezra See hands, pimp, slinky 2. Ezra is the kind of thing you..

Lantern Jawed

1. having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go? pope..

Qweerdo

1. transitive verb. To insult somebody on the Internet, especially Livejournal, in a hateful, angry and/or hypocritical way. All I said wa..

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