Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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White-person

1. Blumenbach's final taxonomy of 1795 divided all humans into five groups, defined both by geography and appearance--in his order, th..

Drea

1. Wastecase. Person A: What's she doign tonight? Person B: She's being Drea. See drea, fun, alcohol, beer, apple pie..

I Don't Know About All That

1. An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested idea was a terrible or unwise one. "Dude, would you do a..

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