Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Bedho

1. a person who is seemingly innocent and reserved at most times, but when having sex, can be extremely slutty or a sex slave in bed. Me: ..

Thingymebob

1. A word that has no aparent reason for its excistance but is used in every day life in times of great need when no other word comes to mi..

One Inch Pinch

1. a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch See small, one, inch, pinch..

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