Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Nannypants

1. To have a quality of lameness, generally in terms of doing something an older person might do. This includes whining and complaining. S..

[zac]

1. Slang for a gay guy, usually Jewish, who is a musical theater groupie. She's not actually dating that Zacfor obvious reasons... S..

Jinkz

1. my cats name ^_^ which was ling - ling but was nick named jinkz ..ja`ink`s come here JINKZ =^-^= See cats, names, panda, girl, jinks ..

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