Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Quit The Oxygen Habit

1. to die , to no longer need oxygen to survive. Liberace quit the oxygen habit die deathoxygen habit breathing See die, death, oxygen,..

Utopianista

1. new-age utopian zealot The 'go green' rally was attended mainly by starry-eyed utopianistas. See greenie, greeny..

Poonish

1. The act of punishing someone with poo. I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later..

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