Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Luthor

1. a puissant, evil being Luthor kicked your ass See lol..

Mara-fucking-done

1. the iss name for maradona who is fucking good, hence mara-fucking-done mara-fucking-done's through! must score! See rich..

Burger Patties

1. Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat gi..

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