Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

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Vodahole

1. a location where the network vodafone has no reception sorry i couldn't call you back, i was in a total vodahole See fubar, clust..

Floppy Donkey Dick

1. a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick. 2. A d..

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