Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Definatlyest

1. more than definite. if you are very confident in something or someone. that is the most definatlyest answer. See defiantly..

Crate Hockey

1. A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from ..

Big Mama

1. normally a big black woman who has children and likes to hit people who get in thier way. dont throw eggs at dat house big mama'll..

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