Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Kung Poo

1. Pronounced kuhng pooh -Noun The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximit..

Routed By The Liquid Viking

1. To get drunk or the state of being drunk Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you see..

Ziltch

1. nothing, zero,a variant of zip The entire effort is worth ziltch..

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