Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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On Everything I Love

1. I swear, the next level to on my life, something said to prove you telling the truth On everything I love i did not sleep with your boy..

Vakaka

1. A synonym for vodka. Usually inadvertently uttered after a lot of the said drink has been consumed. Dude, pass the vakaka! I'm get..

A Beautiful Lie

1. Is saying something so amazing that makes people feel all good inside, even if they know is not true. I can't be mad... coz it&apo..

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