Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Roll Your Rim

1. In gay, Canadian, slang; to have forceful anal sex with an unwilling lab technician. taken from the popular Tim Horton's contest &..

Verbal Twittering

1. The act of talking without noticing (or caring) if anyone is listening. I'm watching the game on TV while my wife is on the other ..

Unmakefunnable

1. impossible to make fun of; too cool for school PB: "I was trying to make fun of you." AM: "Get real, I'm unmakefun..

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