Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Mea Culpa

1. Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability. Ok, shut up Mea Culpa! Also from &q..

Hcf

1. Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the..

W.e.m.

1. Short for whateverminger A dismissive, derisive comment to end a futile interchange. With hand gestures. Form your hand into a fist, t..

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