Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

John Amaechi

1. The most homo athlete ever to step on a basketball court. He came out of the closet to become famous. "Do you like boys?" ..

Haldo

1. The act of fingering a man's or your own penis. Bob likes to haldo until he screams and sticky's up his hand. See haldo, fin..

Integritous

1. adj. having or behaving with integrity Dustin always does the right thing--he is very integritous. See integrity, character, moral..

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