Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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King Douche

1. The #1 Douche, A douche being any male who wants to have sex with your girl. The king Douche is Kevin Federline. Kevin Federline is the..

Kordanification

1. 1 The process of receiving fake degree, especially from a prestigious university (e.g. Oxford) 2 The relationship between happiness and..

Heel Grabber

1. The receiver in the sexual position of heelgrabbing She was the heel grabber as i repeatedly throtled my hard cock in her deep, warm th..

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