Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Gay Adjacent

1. adj., possessing many of the mannerisms and interests traditionally associated with gay people while not personally identifying as gay. ..

Defis

1. Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus.; feces. I left muh Defis in the toilet cause i was too lazy to flush it. ..

Usawk

1. U Suck, As in your a moron. Or goth. OMG add, USAWK you goth :o 2. | | + \.G_.*=. `(H'/.| .>&..

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