Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Ophelimity

1. the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from..

Russel Brown

1. The remnants of human waste or feces, covered in or containing hair. "Russel" originating "Russel dust" which is kno..

Logging-off

1. to log-off, or logging-off; Exiting a situation due to boredom or gheyness. Can also be used to tell someone who is acting ghey or stup..

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