Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Toweled

1. the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park. kurt....are you toweled out right now? See toweled, high, stone..

I Don't Know About All That

1. An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested idea was a terrible or unwise one. "Dude, would you do a..

Lovemunch

1. The way in which you eat the fleshy pink starfish of a ladies vaggiejj "Billy M lovemunched Livvy's vaggiejj" See vagin..

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