Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

11ty

1. An absurd amount of something. Fernando has about 11ty notes to self. See 11ty, a lot, interwebs, fernando..

Shiaulou

1. ripped chinese guy As the wardrums beat on, the glare off the sweat of shiaulou's RIPPED pecks blinded and awed his enemies; they ..

Choronga

1. Salvadorian slang term for Penis. Phallus. Male sexual organ. What Will likes to play with. Will said, "Back the fuck off, Antoni..

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