Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Yumper

1. person who makes loud chomping sounds when he/she eats. "Chew with your mouth closed! You're such a yumper!" See lol..

Kintama

1. Literally "golden eggs" Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his..

Iwaffle

1. 1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting! 2) A waffle manufactured by the..

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