Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Sloppy Jim

1. Getting excessively drunk to the point of being sloppy and texting all girls in your phone and capping the night off with hiccupping. (p..

Nithered

1. The condition one finds oneself in after spending an appreciable amount of time in nithering conditions. The kind of cold where you can..

Thulp

1. beat someone up. eat a lot that guys gonna get thulped tonight. lets go watch. he thulped like crazy at the restaurant the other day ..

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