Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Grunson

1. the indididual lines or wrinkles that circle your anus. Marie let me poke her grunson last night. See uniqlo, soho, slut, anal, kendal..

Pip Pip Cheerio

1. Good bye in british. Falls in the same category as toodle-loo So long, farethewell, pip pip cheerio. I'll be back soon. See cheer..

Liberated Bush Beetle

1. 1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner..

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