Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

W00d

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Tigerlimb

1. a) Self-harm scars on the arm, which (being perpendicular to the arm) look like the stripes of a tiger and therefore the arm is known as..

Laundry Terrorist

1. a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel. Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me t..

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