Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Next To Nothing

1. When you have little of something. So much so that it's "next to nothing" A small amount. Usually used when referring to ..

Angry Noodle

1. When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled aw..

Ice Cream Headache

1. that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly. oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ic..

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