Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?


1.

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.


41

Random Words:

1. Verb: to take all the fruit from your kitchen and put it in/on your bed and nap with the fruit. Preferbly with a sibling. Peter and Ker..
1. Big in words, little in action and often quits when he's being overpowered Your such a fucking zl4te. your all zl4te See pwnd..
1. Variation of w00t, using the traditional -xor suffix started by "Roxxor" (Alnilam k98k Eterna2ct) w00txor! I pwned that n00b!..