Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jizanus

1. Spontaneous penile and anal discharge. Look at at that guy!!! He totally jizanused his levis. See matt leblanc..

Ilybyfiwh

1. i love you but your friend is way hotter sn1: ily ;] sn2: >_> sn1: wha? sn2: ilybyfiwh sn1: : See ily, ily2, idly, ihy 2. ..

Figgernt

1. 1) A Figgernt is some-what like a figment of ur imagination... figment- something invented, made up, or fabricated Figgernt usually pe..

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