Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Vaginal Juice

1. The sticky, slightly adhesive, pasty fluid that oozes out of a bitch's cunt-hole. Ranging in colors from sickly orange and yellow t..

A Nice Hot Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

1. a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up? See shut up, shut the fuck up..

Mihir

1. the funniest kid in south brunswick. have you read mihirs xanga? its the shit. 2. the act of being frantically close to dropping lsd ..

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