Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zebra Strip

1. when you are fucking a girl in the ass and you pull your shitcock out and give her a zebra like stripe on her back. i was hammerin my g..

Flaming Teabag

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Ogi

1. Ogis are a race of mystical creatures that live in wales. They have leathery skin and they like to graze at night, to avoid predators. O..

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