Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

U Mo Fo

1. short for "you mother fucker" you told her u mo fo 2. commonly used when too intoxicated to get out mother fucker move mo ..

Swinetime

1. Taking time off from work to recover from the swine flu Dan needed to take a few days of swinetime to recoup from his recent bout with ..

Lickarse

1. The asskisser.or also a stubborn person to the point of being an asshole. She is a lickarse. She is extremely stubborn and reaches the..

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