Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zoobieitis

1. The disease of sleepiness when doing 2s in arena. I got a major case of Zoobieitis, I'm so sleepy want to stop now? See zoobieiti..

Zipper-suited Sun God

1. US Air Force slang for a pilot. The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members. Check out th..

Frequent Flier

1. Someone who is constantly high on cheap or unreliable drugs, such as Pot or Crack Hey look at that high guy! Yeah, he's a frequen..

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