Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Compstipation

1. When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully. *Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's g..

Cyram

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Beaver Without A Blanket

1. The female version of "going commando". A female currently without underwear on her bottom half. So I reached up her skirt t..

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