Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Chode Smuggler

1. one who smuggles chodes; see chode All are welcome on the SS Chode Smuggler. See chode, taint, vagina, snatch 2. An overall jerk, as..

Gow'd

1. the act of receiving an email from Chancellor Joe Gow. If I didn't get gow'd I wouldn't get any email at all. Man, I go..

Cum Sipping Sewer Whore

1. A whore who lives in the swer and sips cum. My friend is a cum sipping sewer whore but he wont admit it. See cum bubble, cum load, cun..

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