Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Zlaccu

1. Sweat Of The Cunt Il Alla madonna x riha ta zlaccu andek il lejla pajs! See Joe 2. A maltese vulgar term for mucus-like secretion of..

Jatz

1. Jatz: To abruptly leave an area. That bitch is corn, I got to jatz. My brain was jatzing all over the place when I took special K. Du..

Asswoofer

1. When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect. See ass, fart, colon, rec..

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