Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Johnny Knownothing

1. Someone who is very dim witted. I told you the sky was blue, but you didn't believe me, Johnny Knownothing...

Zomgloflwaffle

1. The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up. dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake dude2: yo mum..

Zero Wing

1. An engrishgame in which All Your Base Are Belong To Us spawned from. Captain: What You Say!? See bastardized bottomburp 2. A 1989 ho..

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