Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

I Don't Really Have One

1. a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person ..

Quoft

1. The process of creating a definition for a new word that was found while playing a board game. Ben quoft that shpiel was a dog mutt bre..

Dress Wearer

1. Noun: One who frequently dawns a dress, and is usually incapable of zipping up their mansuit. The dress may be both figurative and liter..

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