Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Hoorays!

1. An exultation of joy, similar to hooray but on a wholly different scale. You're going to give me an island of equal or lesser valu..

8 Bits By Dawn

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Zamboner

1. When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your s..

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