Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Yute

1. Jamaican slang for youth,young person or child. she have a yute fi me. 2. youth u likkle yute! See Nathan 3. Yute is the Spanish ..

Emo Moment

1. When you get all emotional and sad and get all teary eyed and crap and have the urge to listen to Dashboard Confessional. Girl: Oh my G..

United States President

1. 1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards 2. whore of his chosen p..

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