Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

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1. A shriveled eye that resembles a raisin from over exposure to the air(i.e. lack of blinking). Dude I was drinking hard last night and p..

Slack-ass

1. Someone who persistently has a inadequate work ethic and repeatedly refuses to improve. Teacher: Hey, Rahul why isnt your work done? R..

Lady Garden

1. the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss bitches (bb5 uk) "I'll need to trim my lady garden before i get in..

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