Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Yeand

1. Its a word that puts both "Yeah" and "And" together such as: "Yo bro you cant do that, thats illegal." ..

Queen Ant

1. a penis with a unusually small helmet that grows wider towards the base. Dude, you should have seen the queen ant this guy had. I thoug..

T.p

1. Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'. I need T.P for my bunghole! See t.p, cornholio, bunghol..

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