Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Quintillion

1. A number, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 10^18. There are a quintillion drops of water in the lake. 1. A number, 1,000,000,000,000,000,..

One Armed Scissor

1. A knife Woah nice butter-one armed scissor See drive, in, at, the, knife..

Armpit Shag

1. When a man or woman , uses their hand or mouth to fondle their partners armpit until they reach a state of deep arousal. a great way to ..

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