Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

943

1. The day 9/4/3 (April 9, 03) that was far supierior in every way than the day 1337 or 13/3/7 March 13, 07 will be. Because of the positi..

Zmexiie

1. This word is a stronger way of saying that someone is sexy. That girl is not just sexy, she's SUPER ZMEXIIE! Oh my god, have you ..

Osher

1. Big hunk of man meat from isreal - he weightlifts and can totally kick your ass. Mine too Dude - don't piss of osher See jew, is..

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