Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Yawn Rape

1. The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other..

Thebushmen

1. the fuckin coolest guys in the world who tear shit up and get shitfaced all the time gregjohnandyteddystuhansenandmore..

Lohengrin

1. Stupid queer bitch. Also see Tittybitch. Lohengrin, you're a fucking queer bitch. See Pyrosprial..

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