Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Gordon Spot

1. The back of your ballsack that is hard to see and rarely gets washed. I cut myself trying to shave my Gordon Spot...

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

Nerdigan

1. It's a cardigan. Nerds wear cardigans. A style of cardigan as worn by science teachers throughout history. Professor Newton looked..

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