Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

W.o.b.

1. Whore Of the Band Girl (an unknowingly wob): I'm dating Greg now Bandee: Wow! Really? But weren't you with Damian yesterday?..

Zinc

1. what happens when you can't zwim. In chemistry, it'z either zinc or zwim 2. Zinc is the 30th element on the periodic table...

Homosexicle

1. A homosexual: someone sexually attracted to another person of the same gender. Are you and Dad homosexicles? - Shelby Adamowsky, "..

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