Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

^y's!

1. as in "shove it up your ---!" shove it up your ---with a rubber hose! (ex. ^y's! with a rubber hose!) See up yours, sho..

Jehovah's Stiffness

1. n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of. E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, let..

Hovdog

1. u sir are such a complete fucktard, JIMI HENDRIX IS GOD AMONG MEN, HE WAS A GENIUS ON THE GUITAR AN WILL ALWAYS BE UNRIVALLED. for thos..

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