Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Zmology

1. When someone adopts a characteristic or phrase from another person when they don't usually say that phrase/word or have that charac..

Gobblestein

1. Alex Grapastan who gobbles the cock alllll dayyyyy lonnnnng "Alright with the gobbling, Gobblestein" See jew, wiener, nipple..

Zootbamland

1. beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland! See zooted, ..

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