Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Gengler

1. noun: An undersized shriveled penis. I have ED and now have a gengler. My son always touches his gengler. See gengler, small, ed, gan..

El Cheapo

1. cheap, inexpensive, low quality This is an el cheapo cigar. 2. 1. the cheap one 2. cheap(from mock spanish) I would not buy an el c..

Ayacarumba

1. A house maid who performs additional sexual duties for the man of the house as well as house maid and cleaning duties. She may or may no..

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