Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

I Don't Get It.

1. To fail to understand. "I don't get it." 2. A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long s..

Drumdrunk

1. The condition that affects older drummers that causes them to aimlesly wander. Usually caused by the body's inability to maintain b..

Phat Dippin

1. Skinny Dippin= swimming naked Phat Dippin= Swimming with all your clothes on Dress up dive in, its phat dippin!! Got a farmer's ..

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