Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Higgi

1. A small, cute little hiccup. A hiccup that makes a squeaky little sound, usually under the breath. Usually caused by a girl trying to st..

Pfuck

1. Self-explanatory...the "p" is silent. PFUCK i left my parrot in the oven!! See fuck, fucker, fucked, fucking, puck..

Your Mom In A Box

1. A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laugh..

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