Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Jackle Crackle

1. some one who steals crack but sucks at it {always getting cought stealing the crack} Hey Johnny, your brother is a jackle crackle almos..

Assvogel

1. Has pretty much the same meaning as ass. Used when you want to say ass without actually saying ass. Under normal circumstances, an utter..

Cyse

1. To engage in cybersex I wanna cyse you on AIM because I am a perv and words get me off...

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