Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

$hriek

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Niggamotis

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Period Face

1. a red headed person with freckles Hey did you see how we kicked the shit out of period face last night?..

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