Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

1. Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house. *on phone* John: Hey you coming out today? Georg..

[poon] [goon]

1. Poon refers to Vagina Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine Vagina Wine = Period "Hey Miss! you on your poongoon?!"..

Bweej

1. Beat as in to beat off I was bweejin off all night..

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