Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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W00tmon

1. The Jamaican way to say w00t (an expression of happiness or excitement) Jim: Hey Jamaican mon! Jane: You are so awesome mon! Jim: w00..

Flicky Flicky

1. :the act of eating pussy Jennifer, lets flicky flicky! See lesbian, pussy, vajayjay, sex, jennifer..

Xylophone Fuckery

1. A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded. "What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to no..

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