Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Brumpkin

1. Performing of fellatio on a man who is sitting on a toilet and taking a crap. Yo, you hear about Per and Max? They were just in the bat..

Drecksfotze

1. "drecksfotze" german expression which literaly means dirty cunt. it is used to describe a person in a offensive way and expres..

W.a.m.s.

1. an acronym on Fall Out Boy's new album. no one quite knows what it means, Pete Wentz wont tell anyone what the definition of W.A..

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