Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Hugh Janus

1. Meant to sound like "huge anus" - another one for the barwoman... "Is there a Hugh Janus in here?" See arse, botto..

Futty

1. Extremly obese people;often just really ugly. Never seen their feet. Love to change the colors of their grillz. (You'll find them g..

Pesä

1. Finnish slang for "pussy". Means literally "nest" or "base" (as in 3rd base). "Meillä on viinaa, blo..

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