Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Qwimp

1. Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble. "Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp." See queer, f..

Left Handed Spaniard

1. An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand. My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spania..

Da Munchies

1. when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry. "Damn, dude, i got da munchies." "HHHUUUUAAATT?&..

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