Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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You Know Name

1. 1)Threatening term normally said when meeting an undesireable. Often used between "young teams" in Scotland. You know (name) ..

Slithered

1. to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fif..

Gay As Anal

1. Exactly what it sounds like. Me: Hey! Hey you guy! You with the face! That shirt is gay as anal! Guy with the Face: Eff you, buddy. S..

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