Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Gonosyphoherpawarts

1. a nasty combination of gonorea syphilis herppes and genital warts gee dog, i would have to double bag my shit while with mama marsha or..

Valamander

1. 1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets) 2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does. 3. a..

Up-tit

1. striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit" don't up-tit me again, or..

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