Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Amariezing

1. A girl named Marie that happens to be amazing as well. Oh yeah, that girl, she plays video games and is on drumline. She's amariez..

Zuga1

1. noun* -also see Zuga1ing, Zuga1ed 1. A completely useless and lazy member of the internet community "shacknews". 2.Sex Gim..

Sign The Lease

1. 1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone Person A: "dude you have been all over that g..

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