Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Neck-warmer

1. a variation of the mullet. "That Izod Polo shirt goes well with your neck-warmer." See mullet, soccer-rocker, skullet, neck ..

Hold One

1. A term that refers to a males sexuality. A way of pointing out a homosexual man in a nonchalant way. I believe Andrew sure would Hold O..

Que Bueno

1. The best nacho cheese sauce ever to exist. You can only purchase it in a one gallon can, which will never expire. Oh man, this gas stat..

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