Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Damned Pen

1. A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perf..

Unsurreality

1. 1. A comic produced by Mike Dufort. 2. A combination of the words: Unsure, Surreal, Real, and Reality. 3. A word to describe high conf..

Mop-key

1. A mop with a key ataached to the top for any reason that you would need a key at the time you are mopping. Or at any time you may need ..

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