Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Nonscience

1. scientific nonsense. Used to describe someone's imaginary scientific explanations. John: You know your cellphone can explode if o..

The Fest

1. A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Wa..

1. Bustedby the FBIor some similar organisation. The term is a corruption of "v&," which evolved naturally from the fact tha..

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