Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Dirt Fag

1. A gay man that does not obsess about grooming, brand names and gay culture. Clothes are typically purchased at thrift stores so there is..

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1. a term used to describe excessive masturbation, often times performed alone, late at night, in a dark corner of your living room or dog ..

Peppercorn

1. Decay in between your teeth that resembles an accidentally lodged peppercorn left over from a meal. Typically black and dirty looking t..

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