Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Uamf

1. Ugly Ass Mother Fucker. This word can be used to anyone you have anger for or think is really ugly. My ex-boyfriend is a total UAMF! Y..

Japoser

1. Someone that listens to Japanese music such as Visual Kei for the look of the bands. Not much higher above the average n00b, or they may..

Xlator

1. #leveldesigns Guard-kitteh Xlator pwns!..

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