Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Nintendnerd

1. A nerd who is obsessed with, loves, plays only nintendo games. ''Hey Man, Wanna Play Super Mario On My Gamecube?'' ..

Rotten Stalk

1. when someone inserts a piece of celery into there partners ass, then procedes to pull it out and eat it. It may also be shared. Tyler g..

Ogling

1. to eye; look or stare at. often when sexually attracted. John was ogling Kelly's breasts See oggling, ogle, stare, eye, gaze, loo..

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