Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

[large Father]

1. To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!..

Armchair Messiah

1. Someone express what THEY feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anyth..

Queerzmo

1. The combination of the words queer and homosexual. A word that is yous to mildy offend a gay person. Substitute for yousing the words fa..

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