Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Boab Dab

1. Originates from the Scottish (See Scots) word Boab or Boaby, meaning penis (also see Chobber). Refers to a small damp patch made on one..

Man Batter

1. semen, come, man juice I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch...

Muddy Foot Print

1. When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your cho..

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