Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Nixonomics

1. The Belief that all people should go to hell and should not have worried about the watergate scandal I practice Nixonomics so im gonna ..

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1. An emoticon for "screw you", depicting knuckles and a middle finger. Also known as ..i., "later dude, gotta head out to ..

Quiff Cake

1. A massive homosexual, or faggot as you can call them. Haha he's such a quiff cake! See quiff cake, cake, quiff, homo, homosexual,..

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