Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Textplaining

1. trying to explain something over text messageing. my boyfriend lied to me and your boyfriend knew about it and i'm pissed. textpl..

Ymfy

1. The term YMFY originates from 2 friends that have experienced new levels of high from chronic. It is an Acronym for "Yes, MotherFuc..

Ego Person

1. One who hates the world (like an emo person) but only because he is so impressed by himself. At first I thought Drew was emo, but then ..

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