Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

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Hookerbacon

1. The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker. That bitch had a couple peices of hooker..

Avelle

1. Hebrew for female ejaculatory fluid. That bitch left a puddle of avelle on the floor and I slipped on it. See cum, hebrew, pussy, cunt..

La-la

1. A character from the children's t.v. show, Teletubbies. One of four, including Tinkie-Winkle, Dipsy, La-la and Po 2. Weed, ganga..

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