Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Popist

1. Similar to sheep. Someone who is a slave to popular culture; listens to the inmusic, wears the inclothes. Usually a person with a shee..

Krumpt

1. A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in fi..

Yundt

1. This word can be used for anything really. Mainly to describe a person you don't necessarily like, or it can describe an action. J..

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