Dildo Watch

What is Dildo Watch?

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

Losing It Scale

1. Scale: minor-intense 1. minor tizz 2. complete tizz and to-do 3. strop 4. a visit to strop central 5. F.T. (funny turn) 6. spazat..

Blue Belly Button

1. A phrase used for when you notice you've been working at Best Buy too long, and you come home after every shift to find a piece of ..

Mule Kick

1. Female retaliation to the Donkey Punch After I Donkey Punched John's wife, she delivered an almost pleasant mule kick to my genita..

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