Dildo-jockey Edit Meaning

1. The holy grailof poon, a Japanesegirl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits. Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag..

1. When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee..

1. the shit. simply and completely the coolest person I know Tessa v is the hottest bitch EVERRRRR!..