Dildomcjerkin

What is Dildomcjerkin?

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*

Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo

Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

See dildo, jerking, off, masturbation, cunt

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