Dildometer

What is Dildometer?

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!

Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!

Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

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