What is Dildometer?
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A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
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A double entendre meaning a vampire or a muff diver. Famously used in a Cramps songs bearing the same name.
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Something that is desirable for eating/nomming on.
"The scent of that pretzel is delicious and omnomnom-able!"
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