What is Dildometer?
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A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
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The act of scrolling through digital pictures on the back of your camera.
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quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.
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