What is Dildometer?
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A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
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A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.
Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker...
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A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny..
