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A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.
'I've been on the throne all day, having a..
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A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls
"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
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n. Times that never were.
Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn&a..