Dildorphan

What is Dildorphan?


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an abandoned dildo or once pleasurable object that was replaced by a superior dildo or object.

I was looking for my old prom shoes deep in the attic when i opened a shoebox containing a dildorphan; my first and oh so magical.

See dildo, lol, roflz


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